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Tag: DEI

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…

‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
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‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: 🏡Workshop Online! 🗓️May 15, 2025, 🕖7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! 😈They…

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂
Game Industry Shocked: Japanese Go Full Traditional, Ignore Woke Agenda! 🤯
Games News

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

If you thought the Japanese game industry would just bend over for every Western trend, think again! On April 22,…

Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉
Chinese Gamers Wreck NexusMods! Premium Subs Plummet! 😡💸
Games News

Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hey there, gamers and absurdity enthusiasts, Jackal.Today is here to dive into a wild story about the biggest modding platform…

🔥 Gaming Industry Scandal: BlackRock Funds Ethnic Cleansing 2!
🎮 BlackRock Shocks the World: Funds the Most Racist Game in History!
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🔥 Gaming Industry Scandal: BlackRock Funds Ethnic Cleansing 2!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2025March 6, 2025

A true upheaval has occurred in the world of investments and video games! BlackRock, the largest investment fund known for…

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️
No More Toxic Masculinity in Days Gone! Deacon Changes Pronouns — and Bikers Are Now Vegan 🚴‍♂️🥦
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Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟‍♂️ In a shocking…

🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡
📖🌀 Rewrite History, Fix Oppression, and Cancel the Space-Time Continuum in This Wild «Back to the Future» Game 🚀🚫
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🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

🚗💨 BLM to the Future: Reparations Quest – that’s the name of the unexpected new video game reportedly inspired by…

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