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Tag: Democratic Party

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
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Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…

Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
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Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…

Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
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Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…

Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
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Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…

Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
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Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
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Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

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