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Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
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Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
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Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…

Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
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Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
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You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…

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