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Tag: Democratic Party

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
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Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures
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Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures

Big ElephantMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. I’m about to dissect an article that’s just dripping with fake…

Liberal Wind Mills Fail Again What A Total Joke
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Liberal Wind Mills Fail Again What A Total Joke

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their fake news about our great…

Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously
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Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
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Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
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Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
Idaho Democrat Goes Full Woke, Calls Out Fellow Democrat for Not Hating Trump Enough
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Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

In a stunning display of liberal infighting, Idaho state Rep. Jonny Olszewski has launched a full-scale attack on Rep. Henry…

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