Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…
Tag: Democratic Party
Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…