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Tag: Democratic Party

Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
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Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…

GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
The Swamp Rats are at it Again!
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GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…

Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
Elephant Reads CNN

2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
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CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…

Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
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Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
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CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…

CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…

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