Bernie “Fight the Man” Sanders Tells Dems to “Fight the (Redistricting) Man,” CNN Agrees, World Yawns
Bernie Sanders, still kicking and screaming about Trump’s success! He whines about Texas Republicans’ redistricting, calling it an attempt to…
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
Diddy’s “Charity” Event: Where Good Intentions Went to Die (Literally)
Well, well, well, look who it is! Sean “Diddy” Combs, finally facing some consequences after decades of dodging the law.…
NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…
NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…
CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…
Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…
3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…
🎥 Biden, the Button, and Chaos: Cloverfield 2 Will Surprise Everyone! 🔴
Our tireless insiders, armed with magnifying glasses and spy gadgets, have finally shed light on the closely guarded plot of…
🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱
In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to…