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States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Deep State Plot to Kill Voting Rights Act! Liberal Judges Trying to Rig Elections for Democrats! Hold onto your MAGA…

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
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WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics
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Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “We’re Not a City of Demons, We’re Just a City of Democrats!” In a recent CNN…

US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button
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US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Trump’s America Leads the World in Laser Defense Tech While Libs Whine About “Safety” Breaking news, patriots: while the Democrats…

5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
5 Things: Trump Delivers Another Flawless Day While America Remains Safe
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5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!
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Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Prepare for the next “Democrats Shutdown Showdown!” as America’s heroic President Trump fights off the liberal leeches trying to cripple…

Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)
Democrats Play Chicken with DHS Funding, Endangering National Security
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Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

As President Trump prepares to lock down the border and secure our nation, Congressional Democrats are once again playing political…

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!
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Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Breaking News: Pam Bondi’s Capitol Hill Circus Has Liberals in Full Meltdown Mode! Oh, look! The radical left is losing…

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid
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Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…

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