It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame President Trump for anything, including the date on the calendar, let’s focus on what’s really going on in this country.
Top 5 Things to Know in MAGA America:
1️⃣ DHS Funding Chaos: Democrats at it Again
The Department of Homeland Security is facing a shutdown, and who’s to blame? You guessed it – the same Democrats who think enforcing immigration laws is somehow un-American. These liberals are demanding ICE changes that would essentially turn our border agents into welcome wagon staff. Meanwhile, GOP leaders are trying to keep America safe while the Left plays political games. Typical.
2️⃣ Minnesota’s Border Surge: Finally Over
After months of what can only be described as a necessary immigration enforcement operation, President Trump’s border czar Tom Homan has announced the end of Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota. This was the largest immigration crackdown in history, and what did the Left do? Protest and complain. Two American citizens died during this operation, and the liberal media wants to blame the good guys – our law enforcement. Disgraceful.
3️⃣ Nancy Guthrie Case: FBI Finally Gets Serious
The FBI has doubled the reward for information in the Nancy Guthrie case to $100,000. They’ve also released a description of the suspect – a man wearing a black Ozark Trail backpack. Here’s a thought: maybe if we had better border security, we wouldn’t have to worry about mysterious disappearances in the first place. Just saying.
4️⃣ Epstein Fallout: More Liberal Hypocrisy Exposed
Goldman Sachs’ chief legal officer Kathy Ruemmler resigned amid scrutiny of her relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein. And surprise, surprise – Hollywood’s Casey Wasserman is also facing backlash for his connections to the Epstein scandal. It’s almost like the liberal elite have been protecting each other for years. Meanwhile, the media focuses on Trump’s golf scores.
5️⃣ Climate Change Scam Continues
In a win for common sense, President Trump’s administration has revoked the EPA’s ability to regulate so-called “climate pollution.” The Left has been pushing this hoax for years, using it to control American businesses and drive up energy costs. Trump called it “disastrous” and a “giant scam” – and he’s absolutely right. It’s about time someone stood up to the climate alarmists.
Bonus: SpaceX Crew-12 Launch
While the Left focuses on divisive issues, NASA and SpaceX are working together to bring the International Space Station back to full staff. This is what American exceptionalism looks like – not the divisive identity politics pushed by the Democrats.
Weather Report
🌤️ It’s looking sunny across most of the country – unlike the dark clouds of liberal policies that have been hovering over America for the past few years.
And Finally…
A massive sinkhole opened in Shanghai, China. While the liberal media might try to blame this on climate change, let’s remember that China is one of the world’s biggest polluters. Maybe they should focus on their own infrastructure instead of lecturing America about the environment.
Remember, folks – in Trump’s America, we’re making America great again, one day at a time. Don’t let the fake news tell you otherwise!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
