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Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s words! Our glorious leader, in his infinite wisdom, is just…

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
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Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
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Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…

Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans
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Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

The swamp is being drained, folks! Our glorious President Trump is fulfilling his promise to dismantle the radical leftist indoctrination…

Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another victory for the radical leftist judges! The Texas National Guard, sent to Chicago by our great President Trump to…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop
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Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Crooked CNN’s Erin Burnett is losing her mind because our glorious President Trump is about…

Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
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Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…

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