Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…
Tag: Developers
Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…
Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…
Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…