iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
Tag: Developers
2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…
Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
Oh honey, 💅 where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire 🔥 of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…
Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs
Ah yes, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, the game we’ve all been pretending to be excited about since they…
Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…
“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…
Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…