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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! ๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŽฌ Prepare for…

Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
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Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ™„! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…

Avondale Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Avondale Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿ™„ The Avondale Film Festival, brought to you by the Avondale Development Corporation (ADC), is here to save Cincinnati, Ohio!…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

๐Ÿ˜ฑ BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ Get…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ GHOST, those Swedish purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ’– DRA’s sponsors are so generous, they should get a medal! ๐Ÿ… DRA, est. 1996, revitalizing Raleigh! โœจ Goals?…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile โ€“ Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile โ€“ Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling ๐Ÿ‚, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing โ˜•,…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart โค๏ธ, graced 98 Rock ๐Ÿ“ป with his presence, rambling about the horrors ๐Ÿ˜ฑ…

Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not
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Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Okay, boomer, prepare to have your mind blown ๐Ÿคฏ by the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news since sliced bread: Some relics…

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
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Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…

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