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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On โ€“ April 14 2026 โ€“ Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On โ€“ April 14 2026 โ€“ Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘€ This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isnโ€™t panicking, theyโ€™re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘‘
BAHAHAHA: Bud Light's Boycott Backfire โ€“ AB InBev Laughing All the Way to the Bank!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isnโ€™t panicking, theyโ€™re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘‘

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

New York โ€” Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour โ€“ Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour โ€“ Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND MEโ€”those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

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“Great Patrons of the Italian Renaissance: Because Who Doesnโ€™t Love Spending a Fortune on Art and Looking Cool?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Great Patrons of the Italian Renaissance: From Lorenzo the Magnificent to Pope Julius II Join SFUโ€™s Liberal Arts and 55+…

“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller Thatโ€™s Either Genius or a Trainwreckโ€”Place Your Bets Now!”
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“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller Thatโ€™s Either Genius or a Trainwreckโ€”Place Your Bets Now!”

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’€ So apparently someone greenlit…

FCCโ€™s โ€˜Equal Timeโ€™ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbertโ€™s Jokes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FCCโ€™s โ€˜Equal Timeโ€™ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbertโ€™s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCCโ€™s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…

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