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DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?
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DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025? 🤣 More like the “Woke-a-thon”!** Films like “THE LAST SUMMER” and “BABKA”?…

DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn
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DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** 🤣 Fugitive Sister Productions presents cinematic masterpieces like *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO…

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not
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Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…

Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
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Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…

Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
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Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…

“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied
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“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2025

**OMG! Chandler celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with “Real Women Have Curves”💃. Red carpet 4:00 pm, screening 5:00 pm, Q&A with…

Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
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Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”

FinnSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
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Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…

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