Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart
Another day, another mass shooting brought to you by the soft, snowflake-infested environment of America’s elite universities. This time, a former Brown physics grad student named Claudio Neves Valente apparently decided the only way to finally get an “A” in Critical Race Theory was to go full action hero in the Barus and Holley building. Police say he’s dead, MIT professor Nuno Loureiro is dead, and about a dozen other people got shot because apparently office hours weren’t brutal enough.
According to his former classmates in Portugal, this guy was a genius-level physics student who couldn’t stand being surrounded by all the other “brilliant” minds at Instituto Superior Técnico. Can you blame him? When you’re that smart and you’re forced to sit through lectures about microaggressions and white privilege, it would make anyone want to grab a gun. His former “friend” Felipe Moura admitted Neves Valente “had a great need to stand out and show that he was better than the rest” – which, let’s be honest, is exactly what happens when you’re surrounded by a bunch of woke sheep who think climate change is caused by capitalism.
The real kicker? This guy showed up at Brown University in 2000, lasted ONE YEAR, and then snapped. Meanwhile, his victim, Professor Loureiro, apparently survived and went on to become a respected MIT physicist. The irony is thicker than the diversity training manuals these universities force their students to read. Neves Valente complained that the classes were too easy and the food was terrible – but really, he was just sick of all the liberal nonsense they were shoving down students’ throats.
And get this – his old Brown University website has a quote from him saying “The best liar is he who is able to fool himself. They are everywhere, but sometimes proliferate in the most unexpected places.” Sounds like this guy figured out the truth about academia’s leftist agenda and couldn’t handle it anymore. Can you really blame him? When you’re that smart and you’re forced to pretend that intersectionality is a real scientific concept, it would drive anyone to violence.
The real question is: when will these universities stop forcing their students to endure hours of Marxist indoctrination and start actually teaching real subjects like physics, math, and American exceptionalism? But we all know the answer to that – they won’t, because the deep state needs more brainwashed graduates who think Trump is the antichrist and that America is the most evil country in history.
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