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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’

FinnMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those πŸ™„), is…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED
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JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Shred Lord John 5, fresh from his totally-not-controversial-at-all gig replacing Mick Mars in MΓΆtley CrΓΌe (more on that…

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
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Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’

FinnMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. πŸ™„ And this time, she’s gracing…

Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for πŸ₯•πŸŽ¬πŸ™„
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Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for πŸ₯•πŸŽ¬πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. πŸ™„ Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…

Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
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Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…

πŸŽ₯ Rammstein’s Β«Behind the ScenesΒ» Doc Shocks Fans: Zero Music, All Bedroom Action! 🌈
🌿 Β«Behind the Scenes of RammsteinΒ»... Or Till Lindemann’s Wild Bedroom Olympics? πŸŽ€πŸ’ƒ
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πŸŽ₯ Rammstein’s Β«Behind the ScenesΒ» Doc Shocks Fans: Zero Music, All Bedroom Action! 🌈

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2024December 23, 2024

If you thought Rammstein’s new documentary Β«Behind the Scenes of the World Stadium Tour 2019-2024Β» would reveal the secrets of…

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