Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
Tag: documentary
‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate
Another tear-jerker from the Fake News CNN, folks! This time, they’re pushing a “documentary” about Ukrainian soldiers. I bet it’s…
Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
Behold! The geriatric rockers of Spinal Tap, back to assault your eardrums and your intelligence, louder (debatable) and older (definitely)…
GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…
PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…
KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…