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Tag: Donald Trump

New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
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New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…

Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
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Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
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Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…

Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
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Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…

Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
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Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
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Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
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Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…

Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…

G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
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G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
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Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

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