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Tag: Donald Trump

Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
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Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
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Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

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