ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump inaugurates new White House Heliport after 25 year wait
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of His greatness. In…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social again somehow
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump posts on social media platform
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and trepidation. In a recent Truth…
Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares war on fake news threatening national security
The White House has issued a statement, courtesy of the Commander of Caps Lock, claiming that the administration is not…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Russia loses diesel oil industry to war with Ukraine
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Prosecutors target John Brennan in Trump-Russia collusion conspiracy case
Prosecutors are reportedly zeroing in on John Brennan’s role in the Trump-Russia collusion narrative as part of a conspiracy case,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden era Kennedy Center falls into disrepair and safety hazards
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is finally out: the Kennedy Center is a disaster. In a shocking…