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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
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Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
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Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
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Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

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