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Tag: Donald Trump

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
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Who cares about Spotify when America is great again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
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Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
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Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
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Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
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Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…

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