ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the economy is about to get a whole lot better, folks. According to a…
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Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…
Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…
White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…