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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fleming gets endorsement for Georgia Secretary of State bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fleming gets endorsement for Georgia Secretary of State bid

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Georgia are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rick Jackson wins Georgia governor campaign with Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rick Jackson wins Georgia governor campaign with Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Georgia have been blessed with a new champion: Rick Jackson, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US To Seize Iranian Funds For Damages Says President DONALD J TRUMP
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US To Seize Iranian Funds For Damages Says President DONALD J TRUMP

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a statement on Truth Social declaring…

Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…

Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unwavering wisdom of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…

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