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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute

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Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the esteemed Commander…

Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

Ben Folds Slams Trumps Kennedy Center Power Grab
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Ben Folds Slams Trumps Kennedy Center Power Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Ben Folds testified before a bicameral congressional forum on Tuesday, July 21st, arguing that President Donald Trump’s takeover of the…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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