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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent transmission…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has declared war on the state…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises ICE for keeping crime down nationwide
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises ICE for keeping crime down nationwide

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the importance of ICE in keeping America…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House passes Donald Trump supported bill for permanent daylight savings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House passes Donald Trump supported bill for permanent daylight savings

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again on the brink of greatness. In a move that has…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Lindsey Graham embodies Donald Trumps fence mending presidential style
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Lindsey Graham embodies Donald Trumps fence mending presidential style

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a move that has left pundits scrambling to keep up,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Lindell runs for Minnesota governor with Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Lindell runs for Minnesota governor with Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the future of Minnesota. In a recent Truth Social post,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Makes Mysterious Post on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Makes Mysterious Post on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent Transmission on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dumocrat caused inflation drops according to latest numbers
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dumocrat caused inflation drops according to latest numbers

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again filled with hope and promise. In a recent transmission on…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

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