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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE great golfer has very little time to play golf anymore
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE great golfer has very little time to play golf anymore

Milton TruthwellSeptember 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Wants 30-Foot Washington Statue by 2032 Birthday
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Wants 30-Foot Washington Statue by 2032 Birthday

Milton TruthwellSeptember 12, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has issued a TRANSMISSION via Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Smithsonian urged to honor George Washington with 5 year exhibition
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Smithsonian urged to honor George Washington with 5 year exhibition

Milton TruthwellSeptember 12, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a new TRANSMISSION, calling on the Smithsonian Institution to honor the…

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