Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
Trump sends message via red card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…
Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Harry Kane is a great England soccer player apparently
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Declares Harry Kane as GREAT Player, Nation Teeters on Brink of PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden’s border surge allegedly inflates home prices by 30 percent
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: a Federal Reserve working paper suggests that the wave of…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump meets UFC champ Justin Gaethje at White House
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a transmission from the great beyond. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares family members on social media
The nation held its collective breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued another pivotal TRANSMISSION on…