ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into chaos. In a recent Truth Social post,…
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Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights
A federal court has shot down President Donald Trump’s argument that the Kennedy Center will lose money if his name…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Palm Beach, Florida, have responded in kind. In a shocking turn…
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…
Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock
In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…