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Tag: Donald Trump

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
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Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
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Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
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Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
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Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
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Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
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Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…

Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too
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Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

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