TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
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Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…
Brace Yourselves: Oil and Gas Prices Set to Skyrocket as Iran Gets Bombed — Who Knew War Was So Expensive?
Trump Strikes Back: Iran Attacks Will Mean Higher Gas Prices – But Who Cares? Well, well, well, looks like Sleepy…
Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.
Trump Fights to End Syria TPS: Liberals Cry, But We’re Taking America Back! President Donald Trump’s administration took another bold…
Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…
Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…
US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…
Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…