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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: ๐ŸกWorkshop Online! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 15, 2025, ๐Ÿ•–7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! ๐Ÿ˜ˆThey…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, we’re still in…

Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
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Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽธ Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…

Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now ๐Ÿคค๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ
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Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now ๐Ÿคค๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of “inspiration” that is *Hordes of Hunger*. Yes,…

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).
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Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

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