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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom
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Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge is warning President Donald Trump that his $10…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
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China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once
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Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Shannon Ratcliff, who’s just taken a new job with a $20,000 pay cut.…

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