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Tag: Doom

Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now 🤤🧟‍♀️🎮
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Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now 🤤🧟‍♀️🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of “inspiration” that is *Hordes of Hunger*. Yes,…

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account 🤘💰😈
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account 🤘💰😈

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

Bruce Dickinson 👴🏻 Still at it? 🎤🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓️, Obviously 🙄).
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Bruce Dickinson 👴🏻 Still at it? 🎤🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓️, Obviously 🙄).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑
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OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex 😈
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Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex 😈

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Leif Edling, the puppet master 🪖 behind CANDLEMASS, just dropped a bombshell 💣: Messiah Marcolin is back for…

Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!
Biohackers Turn Joe Biden into a Gaming Console 🎮🍿 A Presidential First!
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Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2025January 27, 2025

In a groundbreaking moment for both gaming and biohacking, the legendary shooter «Doom» has been successfully ported to an unexpected…

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