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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! ๐Ÿฅณ With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ โ€“ Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ โ€“ Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
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Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: ๐ŸกWorkshop Online! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 15, 2025, ๐Ÿ•–7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! ๐Ÿ˜ˆThey…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, we’re still in…

Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
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Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽธ Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…

Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

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