Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…
Tag: Drama
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…
Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…