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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
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KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
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Feds May Crash Your Voting Party

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…

Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
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Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
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Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…

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