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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
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Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…

Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions
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Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some hot takes from the one and only Dee Snider 🤯! The Twisted Sister frontman…

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great
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Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, this one’s got…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
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Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
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Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

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