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Tag: Drama

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
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Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
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Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…

King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
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King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…

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