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Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
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Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
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Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…

Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
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Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
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Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

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