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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’
Oh look, Matt Sorum finally remembered what the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is!
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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

In early January, former GUNS N’ ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER drummer Matt Sorum sat down for an interview with WCZR…

Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already
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Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Apple TV+ Drops So Many Trailers, Fans Start Questioning Their Free Trial Subscription At the latest Apple TV Press Day,…

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
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Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?
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Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Oh look, another dramatic “kidnapping” story to distract from Biden’s dumpster fire presidency! So apparently Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy, has…

EVA UNDER FIRE Unleashes ‘Murder Scene’ – Because Why Write a Love Song When You Can Write a Crime Scene?
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EVA UNDER FIRE Unleashes ‘Murder Scene’ – Because Why Write a Love Song When You Can Write a Crime Scene?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Oh look, another band with more drama than a reality TV show—EVA UNDER FIRE is here to remind us that…

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
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Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…

SKID ROW’s Global Singer Hunt: SWEETWATER Steps In Because the Original Singer Was Too Sweet for This Row
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SKID ROW’s Global Singer Hunt: SWEETWATER Steps In Because the Original Singer Was Too Sweet for This Row

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

SKID ROW’s Singer Search Is Now a Global Audition—Thanks, Sweetwater! The legendary rockers are on a quest to find their…

GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington
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GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

President Trump: “Tulsi Who? No Clue Why She’s Raiding Ballot Boxes!” In a shocking twist that would make even Nancy…

“RIBA South Conservation Group: Saving the World One Concrete Cottage at a Time (Because Who Needs Charm, Right?)”
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“RIBA South Conservation Group: Saving the World One Concrete Cottage at a Time (Because Who Needs Charm, Right?)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

🏛️ Concrete: From “Ew, Gross” to “Wow, Fancy” in 19th-Century Housing! Back in the mid-1800s, concrete was the awkward kid…

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