Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…
Tag: Drama
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes
OMG, IT’S HAPPENING!!! š·ļøš„ After what felt like an eternity in Spider-Man: No Way Home limbo, Tom Holland is back…
āDuneā Returns With First āPart 3ā TrailerāBecause Clearly We Didnāt Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! šæ Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…
Leaving Las Vegas ā Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cageās existential crisis in stunning HD!)
Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cageās Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…
Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…
āSoulā Director Claims Streaming Release Was āHeartbreakingāāSays Heād Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soulāa film so profound it…
Michigan synagogue attack suspectās family was killed in Lebanon, village mayor says
Breaking: Terrorist Attack in Michigan Synagogue Linked to Lebanon! In a shocking development that’s got patriots across America on high…
Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…
Iranās new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the dayās stories ā because who doesnāt love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…
Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
Oh look, Gavin Newsomās in a panic over some unverified Iranian drone threatsāhow convenient for the Golden Stateās drama queen…