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Tag: Drama

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
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GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
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Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again
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CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is calling out Iran’s strike on a vessel…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
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Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised
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Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and I have to say,…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
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You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already
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Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
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Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…

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