Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
Tag: Drama
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…
The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…
Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…
Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…
Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…
Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…