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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…

Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender
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Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just blocked President Donald Trump’s sweeping restrictions on…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
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States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

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