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Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently
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Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Attorney General Todd Blanche’s inaugural address to the Justice Department workforce, and…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
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ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
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Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
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ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
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Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

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