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Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
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Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
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Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
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McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
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You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
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Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

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