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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
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Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
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White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…

Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…

Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
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Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
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Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
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Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

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