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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** 📍South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. 🙄 The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…

Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
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Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…

OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
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OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…

Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
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Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

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