Chicago’s elite gather to eat tiny food while pretending to care about hunger, all inside a dinosaur museum because nothing says “food justice” like sipping bourbon next to a T-Rex skeleton. 🍷🦖 First Bites Bash returns January 30, 2026 at The Field Museum, hosted by James Beard winner Jonathon Sawyer of Kindling, because apparently wood-fired redemption arcs are now a thing. Guests 21+ only—no kids, no IDs, no mercy. Parking: $45 in a muddy lot near Soldier Field. Donate to No Kid Hungry while holding a $18 craft cocktail. Afterparty at Hubbard Inn—show your wristband for one free drink and three existential crises.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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