Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamerđ¤ for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
Tag: Drama
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently
Another day, another Deep State drama! Governor Cox of Utah, bless his heart, is calling for unity after the unfortunate…
DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion
OMG! đą Did you hear the news? TWISTED SISTER is crawling out of their retirement graves for a 50th-anniversary cash…
CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
OMG! đą The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 𦴠Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 𤣠Roger Glover, the…
Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies đťđŹ) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…
SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month
OMG đą! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs đŚ of rock đި, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…
Vampire: The Masquerade â Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die đ§. Yeah,…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…