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Tag: DualSense

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
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John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
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DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…

Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again 👶🏖️🙄.
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Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again 👶🏖️🙄.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…

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