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Tag: Early Access

Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
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Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
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MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab
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Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

And so, another Early Access title has graced our screens, because of course it has. This time, it’s Jackbox Games’…

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

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