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Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
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Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
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CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…

Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
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Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…

CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?
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CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Looks like the RINOs are finally getting the message: toe the line or get out! Sen. Thom Tillis and Rep.…

Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
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Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…

Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
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Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…

Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
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Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
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Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
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CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
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Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…

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