Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…
Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…
Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…
Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…
US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…