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Tag: Elon Musk

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway

FinnJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Oh, Look, Gaming Is No Longer a Rocket Science Degree—Who Knew?
Breaking, Games News

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

Democrats Finally Take on the Real Villains: Rich People Who Fly Private Jets and Maybe Did Crimes Too
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Finally Take on the Real Villains: Rich People Who Fly Private Jets and Maybe Did Crimes Too

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Ah yes, another round of leftist lunacy from the fake news media! Let’s dive into this circus of misinformation, shall…

5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

“Epstein Files Drop: 5 Early Takeaways That’ll Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Files Drop: 5 Early Takeaways That’ll Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Epstein Files Drop: Dems Squirm as Deep State Links Exposed! The Justice Department finally released over 3 million pages of…

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