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David Byrne Drops New Track Featuring Elon Musk’s Own Words
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David Byrne Drops New Track Featuring Elon Musk’s Own Words

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

David Byrne has released his new song, “Let Me Sell You a Dream,” from the soundtrack to Musk, Alex Gibney’s…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Musk Tops List of Scariest Movies This Year
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Musk Tops List of Scariest Movies This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Even at half the length, Musk would not be an easy watch. I know this because when we reached the…

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
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Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…

Elon Musk May Invest in Paramount
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Elon Musk May Invest in Paramount

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Paramount is looking for an injection of cash from a group of equity investors that could include Elon Musk, according…

Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
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Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

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