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Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
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Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
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AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake
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Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake

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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update
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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Elon Musk has announced plans to use his AI chatbot Grok to create a full-length movie of The Odyssey that…

Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More
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Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Elon Musk’s criticism of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has proven to be unsuccessful as the box office haul for the…

xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
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Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…

SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
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SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

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