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Tag: Elon Musk

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune
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Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

David Byrne has written an original song for Musk, Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk, and he didn’t have…

Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
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Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
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Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
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AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake
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Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update
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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Elon Musk has announced plans to use his AI chatbot Grok to create a full-length movie of The Odyssey that…

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