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Tag: Emmys

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
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Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…

Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares
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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again! Javier Bardem, a man who probably thinks Palestine is a health food store, wore…

EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…

2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For
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2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 U don’t wanna miss the Pre-EMMY Awards Celebration on Saturday, September 13th, 2025! It’s honoring the 77th Primetime…

Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers
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Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! LA Today’s throwing a HUGE red carpet 📸 gala in Hollyweird on Sept 13th, 2025! 1 Hotel West Hollywood.…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

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